So today I played a "Player 1" with an ELO of 1531 (which is unusual for a player 1). I was up about 3-0, and he paused the game, and started chatting. He told me how much of a jerk I was because I always paused the game. I had no idea what he was talking about, and when I asked him, he told me that I had paused the game for...5 seconds, twice
!!! OMG! How could I?
He then proceeded to explain to me that he had been playing online for 2 years (has it even been online for 2 years?) and that nobody had ever
paused the game for 5 seconds....
So, to let me taste my own medicine, he paused the game for a few minutes, and I waited for him, and uopen his return he stated, "how do you like it?" I told him that 5 seconds was different than 5 minutes, and he said that "time doesn't matter".
So finally he let us play, and I went up 5-0, but then...he went into the menus again! Said he was checking his emial, which was a lie because he didn't switch applications
. So I had to retire...pity because he didn't lose any ELO, right?
So if you play a Player 1 with ELO of around 1531 and I think green hair, its him!