Mana Games

[Leena]

Ilina Spirlea is the daughter of WTA Legend, Irina Spirlea. Ms. Spirlea was the kindest, nicest player in history. She's most remembered for Venus Williams intentionally murdering her on a changeover in the 1997 US Open, costing her the 1st of probably many Grand Slam titles. Then, Dick Williams called her an "ugly turkey".

Young Ilina will continue the proud Spirlea name. She kinda sucks, but she has FIGHTING SPIRIT~ like Mommy, and will take a b*tch down if she needs to!

Ilina SPIRLEA (ROU)
Birth: December 31, 1994
Height: 4'10
Weight: 50kg
Turned Pro: 2009
Rank: 976

Playing Style: Puncher (But, I play like a defender)
Level: Incredible 10
Opening Stats: 65 in strokes, 60 in serve, 90 in speed, 0 everywhere else (I started with Club stats to give myself a chance of being competitive, since I'm playing on the hardest level which is insane. I'm also bad at this game.)

I play only 1 set matches.

Ilina will commence her career in Germany F1 on the gorgeous purple carpet. Goooo Irina.

[Leena]

MLP CUP 2010 - 10K - NUSSLOCH, GERMANY

Lina commences her useless career in Germany. German people are attractive.

Q1 Csilla BORSANYI (HUN)



Csilla plays for the University of Baylor. The Bears rock. She's a mediocre puncher, FH in the 60s, BH in the 40s. This shouldn't be a problem, but I was rusty early on and made lots of stupid errors. Thankfully, I picked up the pace late. It's not a good sign that I struggled with this.

7-5.

2010-04-05.01-30 - I.Spi vs C.Bor 7-5.dmo

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Q2 Madalina GOJNEA (ROU)



A hyped Romanian that didn't pan out. Like that's unique! She's a pusher with low topspin, uh oh. I had to save a MP, and this wasn't on carpet I would have suck lost. Oy.

7-5.

2010-04-05.02-32 - I.Spi vs M.Goj 7-5.dmo

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Q3 Albina KHABIBULINA (UZB)



Another pusher, the Bulin Wall has stroke consistency in the 90s and top spin at 81. So, not only will I get killed, but there will be endless rallies. And I got crushed, but I had zero motivation to fight. Lots of lazy errors. Lina doesn't care. It's women's tennis.

1-6.

2010-04-05.12-48 - I.Spi vs A.Kha 1-6.dmo

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FAIL

Points Earned: 0
Points: 0
Ranking: 974

Mock my playing style if you're bored enough!

[Leena]

INTERNATIONALE WURTTEMBERGISCHE TENNISMEISTERSCHAFTER - 10K - STAMMHEIN, GERMANY

More indoor fun on the multi-colored Rotterdam-like surface. Ilina has to qualify again because she's ranked dead last.

Q1 Chanelle SCHEEPERS (RSA)



An eternal no-hoper that I've followed for years. Wow. She's a poor puncher in the 30s, and she's black for some reason. Apparently, the game creator thinks everyone from RSA is black. RAYCISM~. I lost one point.

6-0.

Q2 ZHANG Ling (HKG)

NO PICTURES OF LOWLY RANKED CHINESE PLAYERS DUE TO THEIR INABILITY TO UNDERSTAND THE POINT OF NAMES

Zhang is a better, but still useless puncher. Power in the 60s, rest of the stats are lower. Thus, not much trouble. Lina slapped Chang around the court like usual.

6-1.

Q3 Saori OBATA (JPN)



I thought Ms. Obata retired 4 years ago, but Tennis Elbow is a world where Brie Whitehead wins slams, so piss on reality!! Unfortunately, she's a terrible all-courter now. Stats around 40. Time to retire, Sunshine. 24-3 in points.

6-0.

I qualified!

R1 Maret ANI (EST)



HEY-OH! We love Maret, and we love Estonia. Unfortunately, this actually talented player is a counterer with horrible stats around 50. Let's see boobies.

6-1.

R2 Galina SEMENOVA (RUS)

CAN'T FIND A PIC

An all-courter with stats mostly in the 70s. Just get you to net, and finish you off. Yeah-uh!

6-2.

R3 Marrit BOONSTRA (NED)



Ms. Boonstra is approximately 13412412341234x better than anyone I've faced thus far. She's a power baseliner with stroke power in the 90s and 80s in the other important stuff. Why is she playing 10Ks. I suspected that I would get destroyed.

2010-04-05.21-56 - I.Spi vs M.Boo 0-6.dmo

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0-6.

Points Earned: 2
Ranking Points: 2
Ranking: 971 +3

[Leena]

Blah... I'm killing this one. Being a puncher on Incredible Sub 10 is not fun. Trying any angles or variety leads to balls whizzing by me. The only useful tactic against decent players is bashing down the line and trying to overpower the opponent. This is far too similar to the current way the WTA is played, which is hell. This was a bad idea.

Delete this if possible, Mr. Rivoire. I plan on creating another diary soon.