INTERNATIONALE WURTTEMBERGISCHE TENNISMEISTERSCHAFTER - 10K - STAMMHEIN, GERMANY
More indoor fun on the multi-colored Rotterdam-like surface. Ilina has to qualify again because she's ranked dead last.Q1 Chanelle SCHEEPERS (RSA)
An eternal no-hoper that I've followed for years. Wow. She's a poor puncher in the 30s, and she's black for some reason. Apparently, the game creator thinks everyone from RSA is black. RAYCISM~. I lost one point.6-0.Q2 ZHANG Ling (HKG)
NO PICTURES OF LOWLY RANKED CHINESE PLAYERS DUE TO THEIR INABILITY TO UNDERSTAND THE POINT OF NAMES
Zhang is a better, but still useless puncher. Power in the 60s, rest of the stats are lower. Thus, not much trouble. Lina slapped Chang around the court like usual.6-1.Q3 Saori OBATA (JPN)
I thought Ms. Obata retired 4 years ago, but Tennis Elbow is a world where Brie Whitehead wins slams, so piss on reality!! Unfortunately, she's a terrible all-courter now. Stats around 40. Time to retire, Sunshine. 24-3 in points.6-0.
I qualified!R1 Maret ANI (EST)
HEY-OH! We love Maret, and we love Estonia. Unfortunately, this actually talented player is a counterer with horrible stats around 50. Let's see boobies.6-1.R2 Galina SEMENOVA (RUS)
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An all-courter with stats mostly in the 70s. Just get you to net, and finish you off. Yeah-uh!6-2.R3 Marrit BOONSTRA (NED)
Ms. Boonstra is approximately 13412412341234x better than anyone I've faced thus far. She's a power baseliner with stroke power in the 90s and 80s in the other important stuff. Why is she playing 10Ks. I suspected that I would get destroyed.0-6.
Points Earned: 2
Ranking Points: 2
Ranking: 971 +3
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